I really like my workplace

Today, someone had severe abdominal pains. To the extent that, someone, couldn't stand up straight.

Being the genius that, i am. I called for an ambulance (well to be fair my supervisor asked me to call for one too). But i did it with my cellphone. Now i'm praying that i wouldn't get a $50 charge because i called in a non-emergency call.

No, shes not having her period. I don't know whats wrong with her. I'm half hoping its something serious so i wouldn't have to pay :3. I'm awesome like that.

I wonder if i can claim it with the company if they really charge me for it.

Hours after the incident, the female colleagues are making jokes about menstrual pains/menstruation again.

This place rocks.